A little personal travel blog of what I'm up to wherever I am in the world. "if it's not a good time, it's a good story" Current notable chapters; #BvsSki17 #BvsInbetween17 #BvsSea17 #BvsSEAsia18 #BvsCambo18
Thursday, 26 April 2018
Am I Hungover Or Do I Just Have Malaria ? Another Post From Koh Rong.
Since my last writing a lot has changed... Like the day of the week. And my bedbug scare. And that right now I have a worm living intimately in my upper right thigh.
Aside from the usual having it in trees by day, laying by the beach by day off* not a crazy amount of updates which is strange cause it's a crazy life
*by night, well who knows what happens after ten Klangs.
This week:
-We said goodbye to Sverta and Igor as they had back to Russia and of course we have them a worthy send off. But now they're gone I can also say goodbye to my floor matress as I steal their bedframe for my room and hello to the pair of crocs they left behind.
-Big Gay Will returned to the island and he came baring gifts in the form of Barry- slightly more beaten than the last time I saw him little over three weeks ago but working all the same.
-A massive High Point Piss Up whilst the boss was away which saw Ring Of Fire, a number of items being catapulted over the balcony and the invention of the Chuck Tally, our own private beach rave with Nat's legendary dancing.
-A few ticket sales, tips and customers round the park. Making more money here than I expected! Got $80USD the other day- Klangs on me!
Me and Nat decided to climb to the tallest tree in the park (about 30m high) and pitch up some hammocks and sleep. No monkeys and more importantly no mosquitos and the photos really don't give the sunrise justice. And a note to self: don't camp 30m up in the trees if you've just taken laxatives. In the morning you'll have to sprint the course and well... Get creative with leaves
Side notes:
The Prime Minister came to visit the island, hide the happy cookies!
And did you know they have illnesses (and underskin living worms) that "don't exist" by western medical standards so can only be heeled in Asia???
Here's a few solid quotes from this week:
"On a scale of 1 - Trying-To-Open-A-Coconut-With-A-Machete-In-Reception-At 9.30am, how drunk are you?"
(this actually happened)
"Hey! I met you the other night you're the girl who was getting everyone to crowd surf at the party!"
And a conversation:
(having previously met the gentlemen earlier in the evening but obviously I'm not that memorable)
"Salisbury"
"what??? Why did you say Salisbury???"
"that's what my name is"
"no way! I'm from Sailsbury"
"it's where I was conceived. That's why my brother is called Carry. Short from Caravan in Cornwall"
"I bet they knew about the patch behind Tesco"
Backpackers will believe anything.
The longer I stay on this island the less I ever want to leave
Thursday, 19 April 2018
~Cambodia photos~
A more recently abandoned hotel |
Inside the badly redeveloped hotel... about 10% complete from when it re-opened 10 years ago |
Abandoned Church in Bokor National Park |
On top of the world, or Kampot region. |
Anyone for BBQ Stringray? |
My new friend Emily making an offering of wild raspberries |
Hi Barry |
Watch out for the monkeys |
Prepping myself for Planet Of The Apes - Cambodian Edition |
Went in a cave and my little friend Sia was getting my some cave water |
Two weeks into Island life
"View from the office" herherher |
This island is literally me just summarised on a map.
Hanging out with Tiff! |
“Touch it! Feels so weird. Sometimes I can feel it wriggling and when it
moves it sometimes leaves a trail mark!”
No weird diseases for sure |
My job is cool. Literally hanging out in the trees, or
stroll along the beach and hand out flyers and call it work. I make $3 for
every person I take around the course and commission on tickets (but that
doesn’t happen often) and $3 goes a long way when all you eat is rice and beer
is 75c a can. So funding my binge drinking and banana addiction, great! So far
it’s been monkey free, so no need for the water gun yet. I wish I could say the
same for mosquitos- don’t even get me started on those blood sucking arseholes.
Beats rush hour - my commute to work |
I’d like to call their impact my Cambodian Tattoo aka the
100’s of scabs ridden across my body from their itchy as hell bites. There is
definite satisfaction knowing that under my hand is what was a mosquito and
that it’s now one mosquito less in the world because of me. When you get Triple Whammy (getting 3+ at the same time
with one palm splat) I sadistically like to leave their (or my) remains on me
as a warning to their mates OI COME TRY IT MATE SEE WHAT HAPPENED ENTER THE
GRAVEYARD FOR MY BLOOD SEE IF IT’S WORTH IT!
I have introduced the “mozzie jig” to my customers, which is
basically me two-stepping and flailing my limbs around to stop them landing on
me. Definitely not coming to a club near you anytime soon. I am now pretty
confident on my Jackie Chan reflexes to having them land on me. You can only
imagine the ungracefullnesss of me right now. But you know, nothing says
bravery like building up the courage to leave the comfort of your mosquito net and seeing the army not only
hovering outside but trying to penetrate the walls nd knowing your only guard
is sitting in an orange can on the counter downstairs.
AND the obnoixios pests can also astronomically annoy the
shit out of you even when you’re half conscious and asleep.
BuuuUUUzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZzzzzzzz SLAP to the side of your face but
bbBBbbbbuuuuuUUUUuuuZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZzzz but somehow he lives on making you just
look like an idiot slapping youself in the face then finally after repeating
this for about half hour SLAP and silence….for a total of about three minutes
until the next one comes along. Repeat this process all night until your alarm
goes off. Okay, so I got started on mosquitos. Wait till the rant I have if I
catch Dengue.
Large picture because I look nice xoxo |
So- work! My
coworkers are characters, most nights involve Khmer Whisky and throwing things
off the balcony. But it’s all good fun! Two of the other instructors are Sverta
and Igor, a recently married Russian couple. Sverta actually just said to me as
I was typing:
“Beekah. For friends and family of yours. Yeeeeassss? Please say hello. And. International Freedom Forever (peace sign)”
“Beekah. For friends and family of yours. Yeeeeassss? Please say hello. And. International Freedom Forever (peace sign)”
We also have my manger Nat who’s great. He’s from Bristol
but he’s spent so much time around non-native English speaking Russians that
his English is now TERRIBLE
“Me Good. Day Good. Becca happy?” which translates to “Alright geeza, I’m frekkin brillo! Had a fantastic day! How’s it going for you Bexx?” NATHANIAL YOU’RE FROM BRISTOL! He’s cool though, I told him that I liked his music the other day (a mix of electroswing, dubstep, remixes or weird and wonderful) and he played Sweet Caroline- I mean, who doesn’t like that song? So then after y compliment I am greeted by Sweet Caroline again but this time an indie version. Then a Dubstep version. Then a Reggae version and the list goes on until at least half an hour had passed.
The owner is a Russian guy with a mullet.
And Jake, he’s sound. Cycled from England to Australia in
two years. Cool guy.
But the Russians (and all their friends) come to drink at
the centre. Drinking with Russians is interesting for sure! First of all they’ve
been trying to teach me Russian (which I cannot remember a word of!) but the
alphabet is “just like the English one, but it doesn’t sound the same and has
extra shit added”…helpful.
Me and Anuschka, my Swizz partner in crime |
It’s an interesting relationship we all have. But I told you
they were characters.
So money can be a bit unpredictable as for budget and food you
wouldn’t understand the variations of rice you can make when that’s all you’re willing
to spend your money on (and mango’s from my mango lady friend!) rice, egg fried
rice, mango sticky rice, rice pudding, fried banana rice, cold banana rice, pineapple
fried rice you get the idea. Every $ I save on food I can then spend on beer!
As I said I have to sit down on a bridge in the jungle and
try to promo the place for some $$. This means I spend a lot of time in the
day- doing nothing. So I’m trying to be proactive and I’m learning Khmer from
my Mango lady friend so far I know:
Hello – Su-Sa-Day
Have you eaten rice
(how’re you?) – Sok-Sa-Bye
Yes I have eaten rice
(I’m good) – Si-Sa-Bok
Mango Sweet –
Swhy Tom Im
Mango Sour –Swhy Jai
Hue
Pineapple -
Minoah
Monkey - Swayh
Breadroll – Nom
Pang
Big - Tomtom
Small - Tiktik
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10, 20
– Moi, Pi, Bye, Boo-an, Prrrram, Dup, Pie. Then you add 1+5 for 6, 10+5+2 for
seventeen etcetc
and I try to help her
kids out with their English alphabets. Sometimes I share my food with them,
sometimes they give me some free food. Everyone is a winner and they’re amazing
people! I also am trying to train myself to slackline…but that’s a work in
progress.
Wednesday, 18 April 2018
Welcome To Cambodia!
One of mine and Barry's more scenic drives |
First impressions, lots of litter, but welcome to Asia. But some beautiful statues and things are very modern. Apparently very different from even ten years ago. Then the roads- which I go onto in another post coming. Not as modern as Vietnam, lots more rocks and slopes. But so far so good. Got checked into my hostel, which at $2 was the cheapest Booking.com could offer me in the city...maybe becuase the hostel was right in the middle of the Red Light District. But hey- $1.50 for a cocktail aint bad. I can afford a few mango daiquiris.
During the daytime did all the touristy bits to give me a bit of an insight into the country and I genuinely had no idea about Pol Pot or the ever-so-recent genocide in the country. The Killing Fields and Toule Slang were a tough visit. That evening I decided to try to be a bit social, was feeling a bit low after the days visits. So I'm sitting at the bar with my passion fruit mojito and people finally arrived. Shit- I need to shower. So introduced myself and announced I'd be right back for a bevvie and game of foosball. There was a sign at the top of the stairs saying;
"Danger. Steep. Take care when walking downst-"
THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD. And with that I found myself sore, with a broken phone in a heap at the bottom. Later, I would lose my toe nails because of this. Nice one, Becca.
Not having a choice if I want to wake up at sunrise |
Home sweet home for 12 days |
Kampot was my next stop! I liked it so much here that I ended up being there for about 12 days. Sleeping in a little hammock for $1 night at the river. I fully embraced the Taco Tuesdays, Riverboat crusies, and the expat community.
There was this one party where me and this Liverpudlian decided to swim the entire river and back- great idea at 2am. Didn't get eaten by any catfish- although did swim back to the wrong place which resulted in a walk of shame along the road to find my clothes...
Inside the abandoned church at the top of Bokor Hills |
There's a massive national park called Bokor Hills Station and I imagine a few years ago (before it was brought by the Chinese (a massive problem for Cambodia but that's too political for this blog)) it would've been amazing for exploring but now lots of it had been (badly) redeveloped. But still made amazing for exploring and nice to be up in the cool mountain air again. They have a casino there too and being the only people (just the three of us) to about 40 staff we felt a bit of pressure to make A bet so I put $1 on lucky number 32 and WE HAVE A WINNER! $28 richer.
Kerfuffle - home to the world's sketchiest ferris wheel |
Future me's job goals |
Charlotte- my Crawley gal! |
A bit different by sunrise |
Made a whole bunch of friends here, we took a 2 hour journey to neighboring Otres Beach for the big Kerfuffle party. Then there was a time when I hit someone in the face with a flip flop- but that's a story you'll have to ask me for haha.
Kep - A place with more crabs than me |
So next I got the speedboat to Koh Rong Island after being invited for a big party by my new friend Stella- and I'd heard a few things about this place before I got here. One- there's work and lots of it. Two- it boasts the biggest bar crawl in Australia.
And as seen on my last post I've been having a blast! And more to come for a post on all that but right now they say home is where the heart is- and mine can be found at the top of some trees in the jungle on a tropical island...or in the bottom of a few joss shots. But hey- got nothing to lose!
*Apart from it being expensive- give me back my 30p Bunh Mi! Can't be affording these $4 sandwiches!
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